May 18 was our last storytime at the Maben Public Library. We finished with "Swimmy."
During a medical checkup, a fellow told his doctor that he no longer feels like doing things around the house.
“Now, Doc, I can take it,” the fellow said. “Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well,” the doctor said, “in plain English, you’re just lazy.”
A fellow told about the day his wife sat down on the couch next to him and asked what’s on TV.
“Dust,” he answered.
That’s when the fight started.
Another fellow told about the day his wife hinted that she wanted something shiny that would go from 0 to 200 in a matter of seconds. So, he bought her a bathroom scale.