May 18 was our last storytime at the Maben Public Library. We finished with "Swimmy."
A fellow told about the day his wife sat down on the couch next to him and asked what’s on TV.
“Dust,” he answered.
That’s when the fight started.
Another fellow told about the day his wife hinted that she wanted something shiny that would go from 0 to 200 in a matter of seconds. So, he bought her a bathroom scale.